and if this was a movie, and Main Character was tony (which he's not because i love tony and don't entertain thoughts of his falling into a ditch) and Should-Be Other Main Character was steve, steve would only have been in the movie for 5 minutes after a three hour viewing that doesn't have any sort of end in sight.
i am never writing ever again. i will lay in my bed in my sicky germs and watch british shows on my laptop and sneeze out my lung and be happy.