it's a downright shoot-em-up, henry

title: there are pieces of my mind
summary: These are the things that he remembers. He doesn't always wish that he did.
rating: going to say R, but this is a WIP so not definite
word count: ~3297
disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters and ideas herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
notes: for imprintofadream. (eta: sorry about the lack of a cut before, christ. i was half-dead by then, alas.)

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so it was somebody's birthday and i have these fantastically terrible things to kind of gift her with -- seriously, they are terrible, i have no fucking idea what i was thinking, but i really did try and i'll, uh, i don't know.

first:

title: i will suck out your soul til there is nothing left
summary: He's bitter and he's jaded and hell, he never even got to kill anyone.
word count: ~1k
disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters and ideas herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
notes: inspired very heavily by this photo by savagesnakes. and i do mean heavily. uh, what else? i've no idea, really. for imprintofadream because she is like, better than shang and could even beat mulan in a fight of awesome and baby, you can bet on it.

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title: i'll cover you
summary: There was a war and they were the best friends of the hero so everyone wanted them, dead and alive.
rating: pg-13
word count: 734
disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters and ideas herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
warnings: unbetaed (isn't it always, though?)
notes: because the trio like i don't even know are the best things in the world. there is no point to this; i just needed to write this. title shamelessly stolen from RENT. (angel, baby, ugh.) immediately post-war, not two or three years like cof' or anything. disobeys all rules and the very nature of grammar.


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title: wear it on your sleeve (hell shan't know another way)
summary: Harry makes coffee and Draco is a blood traitor, but that's not really what this is about.
rating: R
word count: ~8700
disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters and ideas herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
warnings: first person, lack of sexual intercourse, probably-illegal pastries
notes: thank you to imprintofadream and Erica for the betas. okay, if this has even the tiniest mistake, it is my complete and total fault. written for no particular reason at all. i really hope the html works, and the resemblance between my header-thing and the title is purely accidental, though highly amusing.

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or two, i don't know, but rachel -- rachel gave me pooooooooooorn and emotionally-tortured draco that hurt my heart so good and NARCISSA MALFOY IN FUCKING SWEATS. nothing has ever been better. the poooooorn was hasty-desperate-kitchen-sex and it was beautiful and i am so glad that i like to guilt people into things or else i wouldn't have gotten the pooooorn.

i'm going to give them my own summaries, cool:

In which Harry Potter has a saviour-complex, Draco Malfoy's best friend is a statue and Hermione is persistent as fuck. A guest appearance by Ronald fucking Weasley and some douche name Fruzz gets owned.

and that is only scraping the bottom, because this. this. i cannot fucking even.

Draco is a bossy bottom, Harry is such a Gryffindor, and they're fucking in love.

Title: how to succeed in adulthood, while kind of trying
Summary: it's not easy being an adult, and it's definitely not easy dealing with slytherins in muggle clothing and children with wands. but harry's handling. kind of.
Word Count: ~15700 total; this part: 5457
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: mutual wanking, but this is slash, so that's a requirement, isn't it?
Notes: thanks to erica for the beta - any and all mistakes are our own. cracky title and summary are all my fault; the good parts are rachel, clearly. (collab with imprintofadream)

 

 

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Title: how to succeed in adulthood, while kind of trying
Summary: it's not easy being an adult, and it's definitely not easy dealing with slytherins in muggle clothing and children with wands. but harry's handling. kind of.
Word Count: ~15700 total; this part: 5028
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: ...none?
Notes: thanks to erica for the beta - any and all mistakes are our own. cracky title and summary are all my fault; the good parts are rachel, clearly. (collab with imprintofadream)

 

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Title: how to succeed in adulthood, while kind of trying
Summary: it's not easy being an adult, and it's definitely not easy dealing with slytherins in muggle clothing and children with wands. but harry's handling. kind of.
Word Count: ~15700 total; this part: 5134
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: ...none?
Notes: this... was the spontaneous result of my 'hey, rachel, we should collab!' i'm not quite sure what it is, except that there's bad, short wanking by me and wonderful frotting by rachel. finished in a week (what, i know), i think we did pretty good. thanks to erica for the beta - any and all mistakes are our own. cracky title and summary are all my fault; the good parts are rachel, clearly. (collab with imprintofadream)

 

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i think this is what happens when i have the writing bug and am pissy. apparently.

Title: Maybe
Word Count: 732
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: mentions of infedelity, second-person, lack of sense
Notes: This isn't supposed to make any sense because I don't make sense right now and as such, do not care enough to have my words have meaning. This is just a way of releasing my shit and thereby making Draco suffer.

 

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so i was doing drabbles with rachel yesterday, and even though we only really did two rounds, i got something out of it. (plus, i got to read her words which are just fucking beautiful, and if i could post them, i so would.)

Title: Drabble One
Word Count: ~218
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Prompt: http://i54.tinypic.com/o70r9y.jpg

 

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Title: Drabble Two (because I am ever original, see?)
Word Count: ~235
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of JKR and Bloomsbury.Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Prompt: http://i55.tinypic.com/wi6ntl.png

 

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